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MOTHERS DAY

A friend posted this elsewhere

 

Why do we celebrate mothers’ day on two different days in a year? Because women can’t get along and agree on one flipping day.

 

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HACKNEY CARRIAGE

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HOW DO I LOOK?

I was reading a book by Frederick Forsyth and came across this.  on page 299 or there about. the description was ‘ He looked like the product of a loving relationship between a rhinoceros and a war tanker….. I said ouch!! and doubled over with laughter.

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WHY NIGHTMARES?

So i heard this joke today…..well…

Why do black men always have nightmares?

It’s because they killed the only nigga with a dream…RIP MLK.

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No! NO! NO!

This was a status update on one of my facebook contact’s page….I had to laugh.

“You had 10 abortions for him and he tells you he can’t marry you, my dear Poison him. God will understand”

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MANURE!

I heard this joke, and liked it.

This chap drives past a farm, saw a sign that said “Raw Mamure”. He stopped, bought some and tried it. He then confirmed it was good shit. Well what would you expect?

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PUBLIC TRANSPORT!

BGI.

Question to SC: when was the last time you got public transport.

Answer from SC: yesterday

Comment from DW: you have a rolls royce

Response from SC: yes but i let other people ride in it. that makes it public.

Comment from DW: you only let me ride in it for 30 seconds

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BOLT UPRIGHT – BRUSH YOUR TEETH

A slant on a conversation on SKY News. They were talking about what people do to stay young and upright or something to that effect. They had mentioned what a few known personalities said they did but the one about Cliff Richards caught my attention. It was claimed that Sir Cliff said he doesn’t slouch. He stands bolt upright even when he brushes his teeth.

So the news anchorman or someone on the panel said ” Yes he does with the toothbrush in one hand and teeth firmly in the other.

I must say I died laughing while thinking….

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MY NUTS!

A very wrong statement when misconstrued…I put my nuts in a jar on my desk, not wrapped up in my draws. You are welcome to help yourselves to some of my nuts any time.  It is a mix of dry roasted and salted….I was only having a conversation in the office about salted and roasted peanuts and how to keep it fresh.

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